What to remember when making a ringtone for your wife

So there I was, sleeping peacefully after another long night of work, when all of a sudden the devil was screaming.

What's bad, is that my wife actually told the devil to scream at that precise moment. She scheduled it.

What's worse, is that I created the devil's scream last Sunday afternoon right after I got home from church.

I created a ringtone for my wife using a song she likes. Still, I failed. If only I would have added a "fade in" to it, I wouldn't have any problems. I put the "fade out" on there no problem! Eesh.

That needs to be fixed immediately. Immediately, as soon as I have time.